(Source: best-of-memes)

me: -bounces leg-
classmate: did you know when you bounce your leg like that, it means your anxious or something
me: yeah?
classmate: you're like always boucing your leg
me: i'm literally always anxious

niggasandcomputers:

This blog is 97% mobile and I want every one to know that

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

just-a-drawing-cat:

loganmcowen:

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

Holy moses, this blew up fast.

holy shit

batlesbo:

millilicious:

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

i fucking love this show and so very wish there were more programs out there like this

That moment was so fucking cute. I also thought he didn’t care, and then that happens and UUGHH THIS SHOW!!<3

(Source: jamescookjr)

evererika:

deepinmyb0nes:

iamprogress:

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

TTTHHHIIISSSSS

A+

(Source: therealxtina)

sailorstarengineer:

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

hitmen only hit who they’re paid to hit, rapists will rape anyone they want to. I would much rather be around a hitman than a rapist.

(Source: wesleyaccola)

itsdeepforhappypeople:

the-absolute-best-posts:

pain train

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BESTEST CUTEST THING EVER

(Source: pleatedjeans)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle)

rat-tale:

Such a color assortment :)

rat-tale:

Blondie Boys :)

rat-tale:

Micah

Male

9 Days Old

rat-tale:

The eyes are opening! :)

Day 14