She thinks we can’t see her.
She thinks we can’t see her.
IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART
having a favorite band is rough bc they make u so so happy but they sometimes make u a little too happy. sad even. crying. sometimes u cry. sometimes the love is too strong
Do you ever wake up and ur just like “I’m not really feeling this whole “clothing” thing”?
Right now. Literally
It’s half 4 in the morning and i totally didn’t realise bc talking to the boy and watching like a season of bones fucking hell fag and bed is needed
*old sensei voice* one day, your famous text post shall come. and when it does, be ready my child.
What if Dan caught him when he fell and they were just both laughing together and Dan leaned down and gave him a kiss and just whispered “I’m happy”
they’ve been here…………
#touches the ground#it is still warm and there are dorito crumbs spread around#the stench of men’s rights in the air
*stands up slowly* *sniffs air*, “the stench is still strong” you whisper to yourself. You feel eyes from the other end of the aisle. Cautiously you turn around to see a white cis male in a black fedora and an ironic t-shirt with a meme reference.
"Hello" The brony squints "I see you’ve found the reminder I’ve left for you"
"Reminder?" you say, confused
"REMINDER THAT I DON’T BELONG IN THE FRIENDZONE" all of the sudden the brony does a magical girl transformation but nothing changes. He takes off his fedora, revealing another fedora. He throws the fedora at you. "I’LL SEND YOU TO THE FRIENDZONE" he shouts
You dodge the fedora “Good that’s where I want to be. The friendzone”
He continues to throw fedoras “I. DON’T. WANT. TO. BE. IN. THE. FRIENDZONE!!!” His eyes glow red
"I THOUGHT FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC" you cry out as you dodge fedoras
All of the sudden the brony stops. His arm fall to his side and the fedora tumbles out of his hand to the ground. Slowly, he lays on the ground in fetal position.
"You have used my own logic against me" and with that he fades, slowly disappearing into thin air. You turn back to the shelf just in time to see the fedora begin to fade into thin air. There’s a note on the fedora. You pick it up.
There’s a message written in cheeto dust “I’m a nice guy” reads the note. You crumple up the note and throw it in the nearest recycling bin.
This story is amazing
well, this was my christmas present
OMG THAT’S SO SCARY
I thought HE was going to be the one to hurt her
plot twist man
The satanic leaf tailed gecko with flying fox wings.
Tell me that is not a baby dragon I dare you