Sometimes you just really need a pat on the head from a loving friend.

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Anonymous sent:

how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?


Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

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People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.


Give people more stories to tell in their lives by locking yourself in a public toilet and making bat noises

Pure Happiness. (x)

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ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

Tom Felton on working with Ralph Fiennes on the set of HP

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The Parent Trap Dance.

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My life is filled with a whole lot of


What the fuck am I doing?
How the fuck do we do this?
I don’t know what I want to be
When am I ever going to use this?
I need more money
I need more sleep


my tags on this post are so wildly out of context it’s kind of amazing 

Let’s hold hands…

…while I eat you out.

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White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

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