serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

guerillasforever:

I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

pizzaforpresident:

I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.

I have ADHD.

I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

sfbayareadaddydom:

Daddy’s

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

easyay:

this is how i do friendship

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!

(Source: kingbenito)

crazydogbro

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5sosexiness:

trohbabe:

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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Thanks Pete

patrickest:

sleepover friday send me

  • stuff about your crushes
  • asks for advice
  • cute/funny/anything stories
  • questions
  • confessions
  • this or thats
  • fmks!!!!
  • cheesy/bad pick up lines
  • what tumblr user u have a crush on
  • puns/jokes
  • ANYTHING
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ablooha:

astrotastic:

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

But AAH! Your leg! It’s caught in a bear trap!

out of the corner of your eye, you spot him

*SHIA LABEOUF*

conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK